Movie quotes

[Erik]

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking their workplace-acceptable euphemism for testicles. It's not going to happen.

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Dr. House: You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

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Dr. House: Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart.

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Dr. Wilson: And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants.
Dr. House: He knows where I am.

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[Singular]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Jaws (1975)

[collegavanerik]

Uit The Wizard of Oz
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_Oz

The Wizard: [after Toto has revealed him behind the curtain] The Great Oz has spoken. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain....the...Great...er...Oz has spoken.
Dorothy: [pulling aside the curtain] Who are you?
The Wizard: I, I, I am the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz.
Dorothy: You are! I don't believe you.
The Wizard: I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me.
Scarecrow: You humbug!
Tin Man: Yeah.
The Wizard: Yes. That's exactly so. I'm a humbug.
Dorothy: Oh, you're a very bad man!
The Wizard: Oh, no, my dear, I...I'm a very good man - I'm just a very bad Wizard.

[robindr]

Uit De weg naar Mekka - 2de aflevering.

Jan Leyers:
"Men zegt dat onwetendheid het probleem is van de moeilijke verhouding tussen moslims en westerlingen, maar hoe meer ik te weten kom, hoe groter het probleem lijkt te worden."

[Cabbage]

Lotr Pt 2.

Haldir;

An alliance once existed between men and elves. Long ago we fought, and died together. We've come to honor that alleigeance!

[Socratoteles]

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement"

Don Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) in Godfather III

[Cabbage]

V for Vendetta;

V ; "I am quite sure they will say so"

[The Prophet]

GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry--
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy".
What are you doing now!?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. Now knock it off!
ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- you're Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord!
GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail.
That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: A blessing!
LAUNCELOT: A blessing from the Lord!
GALAHAD: God be praised!

[Samante]

James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

[Samante]

God's your prankster, my boy.
Think of it. He gives man
instincts. He gives you this
extraordinary gift and then, I
swear to you -- for his own
amusement -- his own private,
cosmic gag reel -- he sets the
rules in opposition. It's the
goof of all time. Look but don't
touch. Touch but don't taste.
Taste but don't swallow. And
while you're jumping from one foot
to the other he's laughing his
sick fucking ass off! He's a
tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's
an absentee landlord!

(Devil's Advocate)

[Singular]

LUKE
The Force?

BEN
Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi
his power. It's an energy field
created by all living things. It
surrounds us and penetrates us. It
binds the galaxy together.

Artoo makes beeping sounds.

[The Prophet]

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
Woody Allen

"There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it."
George Bernard Shaw

[Marinus]

"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

Hellraiser

"We're meant to die - that's what makes anything about us matter."

Aeon Flux (2005)

"If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death an image of the splendor of the kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent."

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

American Beauty

[Plons]

Uit de film van:Walk the line., het leven van Johny Cash.

Producer tegen Johny:

De meeste van je fans zijn christenen, en die zullen er niet blij mee zijn als jij gaat zingen voor gedetineerden, omdat je ze op wilt vrolijken.

Waarop Jonhy antwoorde:

Dan zijn het geen christenen !

[appelfflap]

er kan niets tippen aan blackadder

They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head."