
Moppen zonder taboes!
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Braver dan the braafste braverik!
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
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En zo raakten we in Nederland in paniek over ingesneeuwde familie in Oostenrijk
Ik wens u alle goeds
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Braver dan the braafste braverik!
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
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A Priest was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Priest. "How about why we should feel so blessed to be surrounded by the love of God,
or how lucky we are to be going to Heaven or how it's good that all the non believers are going to Hell, and will suffer for eternity after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Priest, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the possibility of a God, a Heaven or a Hell, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Priest. "How about why we should feel so blessed to be surrounded by the love of God,
or how lucky we are to be going to Heaven or how it's good that all the non believers are going to Hell, and will suffer for eternity after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Priest, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss the possibility of a God, a Heaven or a Hell, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
Braver dan the braafste braverik!
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
- Peter van Velzen
- Moderator
- Berichten: 15942
- Lid geworden op: 02 mei 2010 10:51
- Locatie: ampre muang trang thailand
Re: Moppen zonder taboes!
Braver dan the braafste braverik!
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
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Het goddelijke onderscheidt zich niet van het niet bestaande.
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@ Fish
Jaaa, ouwe bekende.
-Spring is in the air
-Why should I ?

-Spring is in the air
-Why should I ?
Braver dan the braafste braverik!
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
"If the mind can find no meaning, then the senses give it. Live for this, wretched being that you are."
― Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
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Een meisje mag bij haar thuis een schoolfeest geven. Ze waarschuwt alle genodigden dat haar vader erg streng is, en dat ze dus geen gekkigheid mogen uithalen. Ook de drie belhamels van de klas krijgen te horen dat ze zich moeten gedragen, anders is het feest meteen afgelopen. 's Avonds begint het feest en de vader staat al bij de deur. De drie belhamels bellen aan en de vader doet open. "Ja?!" vraagt de vader. De eerste jongen zegt: "Goedenavond mijnheer, mijn naam is Jansen, en ik kom hier om te dansen." De vader laat de jongen binnen. De tweede jongen zegt: "Goedenavond mijnheer, mijn naam is Van Lingen, en ik kom hier om te swingen." Ook deze jongen wordt binnengelaten. De derde jongen aarzelt, zegt dan: "Goedenavond mijnheer, mijn naam is Beuken: ik mag er zeker niet in?"
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Urbanus (wie kent hem nog) had een aantal buurmeisjes op zolder uitgenodigd. Ze waren 'doktertje' aan het spelen, toen ineens zijn moeder haar hoofd om de hoek stak. 'Wat doen jullie hier?' zei de moeder. 'Het is een orgie moeder' zei Urbanus. De moeder was heel even stil en zei vervolgens 'Oh, dan is het goed, ik dacht even dat jullie hier stiekem aan het roken waren'
Vraag niet hoe het kan, maar profiteer ervan.
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Die heb ik af en toe even nodig. 

Het goddelijke onderscheidt zich niet van het niet bestaande.
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Prettig weekend freethinkers
Een leuke link
Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers feat. Edie Brickell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... e=emb_logo
Een leuke link
Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers feat. Edie Brickell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... e=emb_logo
Martim Cymbron -
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Ik vond deze wel grappig:
Hoe Jezus' wonderen vandaag zouden aanslaan:

Hoe Jezus' wonderen vandaag zouden aanslaan:

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2001: "This is a memo that describes how we’re going to take out seven countries in five years, starting with Iraq, and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and, finishing off, Iran" (General Wesley Clark 2007)
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"Quand Dieu se tait, on peut lui faire dire ce que l'on veut." - Sartre.
"Als God zwijgt kun je hem laten zeggen wat je wil."
"Als God zwijgt kun je hem laten zeggen wat je wil."